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Apr 1, 2011 | 3:05 AM EDT

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Good Decision 5 Points Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
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Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE OFFICE!

THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2011. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU HATE CORPORATE OFFICES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BEST GAME EVER MADE.

Reviews


TheAuthorHimselfTheAuthorHimself

Rated 3 / 5 stars

it's ok

Greatest game without a mini game?! YOU WISH! I will give it a 6 and not a 4 because I had dinosaur dolls when I was a 6yo kid.



gunnerboy629gunnerboy629

Rated 5 / 5 stars

??????????.

what the fukwaz that. the game it self was ok but rilly "THE BEST GAME EVER" is about a dino guy at work but ok beter than nothing way beter!



AvianarAvianar

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I'm aware this game is not serious...

But for the love of God, I find doing Algebra II more fun than this, and I hate algebra. I mean come on, I don't like getting called stupid for trying to actually do something! Oh look, I picked up a pencil! Too bad I can't find anything to do with it! The path through this game is, needless to say, hard to find. I'm usually pretty good with point and click games, but after spending 15 mins trying to find what I should do, I finally gave up. It's not worth the trouble. Nice try guys. 1/5 2/10



DrSulfuriousDrSulfurious

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I found the only way to die.

Dammit.

It was a very good game, however that easter-egg that resets the game, yeah, the one where you get Shoop Da Whoop'd, is annoying.

ART - 10/10
Sound - 6/10 (Game was boring in the sound department)
Gameplay - 8/10
Functionality - 7/10 (I didn't like how there weren't hotkeys for the items, but that's okay).



JudoJoeJudoJoe

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Best Game Ever Made!

This is a great game. Simple, stupid pixels. Almost anti-simple? In any case I discovered the only way to die without breaking a sweat!