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Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT
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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i need help, after i finished lvl 1 and 2 i started with lvl 3 but my whole screen was white. i dont know what to do


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The music, the looks, the humor. Huge platformer, to the smallest detail. Got all the coins, 16 of the achievements on the first try (that took me weeks). I will try someday to get the other three and the last ending, but seriously won't forget this little gem. Keep creating, your work is a-level quality.
Signed: a 33 year old smelly playing in his underwear

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

very nice

I spent so much time on this game. Huge levels and a lot of items to find. It was very entertaining. After completing the game I went back and laughed so hard when I showed up for my date in my underwear, w/o a job, bearing no gifts, knowing nothing about her, penniless, and smelling of garbage. Thank you for this game and allowing me to waste countless hours, it must have taken a long time to put this together.
5 and 10 for sure.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

pretty entertaining

played out like a full game, took quite awhile to beat. some clever humor too lightened it up. could do without the insufferable fucking music though


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good job

awesome game, extra stars for knocking out hipsters..

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