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4.18 / 5.00 15,578 ViewsClarence's Big Chance
- Score:
- rated 4.36 / 5 stars
- Views:
- 143,893 Views
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- Genre:
- Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop
- platformer
- dating
- humour
Credits & Info
-
Producer Pseudolonewolf
- Uploaded
- Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 4.8 mb
- Daily 3rd Place April 1, 2011
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Author Comments
Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 17, 2011
very nice
I spent so much time on this game. Huge levels and a lot of items to find. It was very entertaining. After completing the game I went back and laughed so hard when I showed up for my date in my underwear, w/o a job, bearing no gifts, knowing nothing about her, penniless, and smelling of garbage. Thank you for this game and allowing me to waste countless hours, it must have taken a long time to put this together.
5 and 10 for sure.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 15, 2011
pretty entertaining
played out like a full game, took quite awhile to beat. some clever humor too lightened it up. could do without the insufferable fucking music though
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 14, 2011
good job
awesome game, extra stars for knocking out hipsters..
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 12, 2011
1 of my favorite platorm pixle games
amazing so many levals i must get to this date
5/5
10/10
favorite
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 12, 2011
Damn.
I've probably spent 5+ hours playing this, which is a lot more than any other flash game could have claimed.