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Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT
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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

but I'm giving it a 4 because the jumps are really frustrating

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Gasp! Its your fathers secret whore room! You thought it was a myth!

This is the funniest, and greatest platformer EVER!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is great but....

This game is good , Adicting and fun But it need some medals XD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game!

This game was AMAZING! The levels were gigantic, the plot was hilarious, and the finale was soooo worth it. I only wish there were some medals to earn, but it was awesome otherwise.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I loved the game. The best I've played on Newgrounds so far, though i needed a couple of times to finish because my progress wasn't saved.
Funny game with an awesome pro-porn argument. :D

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