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Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT
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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!



Rated 2 / 5 stars

I'd classify it as glitchy

So I began playing and was feeling good about it. Then, I jumped and the game froze. After repeatedly reloading the page and eventually closing and reopening my browser, it still froze at the apex of the first jump. I'm no programmer, but i do know that's nots supposed to happen. :/

Pseudolonewolf responds:

Something like that might be caused by things like using an outdated version of Flash Player, or maybe using a browser like Internet Explorer (what with its constant problems with everything).

I've never encountered such problems and nor have most people, so it's unfortunate that you were one of the unlucky ones.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Perhaps splitting it into parts?

Whilst this is a huge commitment of work and labour, and the finished product is polished and enjoyable, trying to play the game in its entirety is rather tedious. I've played this now in three sittings and I'm not sure where the finish line is in sight.

Still, great game.

I'm Prison Mike.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Finally finished...

after 4 and a half hours over like 4 days.

But i really liked it, personally. I've always been a big fan of platformers, and all these people complaining about the ice and disappearing blocks--go play some mario and practice up.

I got 95% the first time through, but i'll probably play again when i have some more time :P

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

oh my god

i wanted to rip my face off while playing this

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


love this game already.

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