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Clarence's Big Chance

rated 4.38 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Hop and Bop

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Mar 31, 2011 | 1:49 PM EDT

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Clarence's Big Chance is a silly game where you play as an ugly, middle-aged virgin who's finally managed to get a date for the first time in his life. He doesn't want to mess it up, but he also has to go through his daily routine!
So you need to jump around platforms in four large levels, collecting items in order to make a better impression on the girl at the end.
There are five endings; the one you get is determined by how many items you collect, and whether you say the right things during the date at the end!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


98% ^^
very nice game, good story.
PS:Need more!!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

sad story

that game remind me of the boyfriend of a friend of mine. it really is a sad story and now i understain how it happen :(

even if it remind me of a poor, innocent little girl bein socially destroy. i still thing this is a great game



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it!

Wow, this game is almost as random and insane as Wario Ware! An ugly fat guy trying to get laid while avoiding bloodthirsty Moms. Lamps, Plumbers and all sorts of wacky objects. Kinda Japanese like animation too.

So yeah, great game with a great challenge!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is huuuuuuuuuge!!!!

There must have been months and months of work put into this!

I didnt finish it, and probably never will, but kudos to those who do!

Amazing platformer. I loved the checkpoints and infinite lives! and the storyline about him being a virgin and getting laid was pretty motivating!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game!

Overall, an extremely well-done platformer, one of the best I've run into on newgrounds, really.

Graphically, it fits well with the 'platformer era' machines, and it fits in with sound quality as well. Control is good, hit detection is good, the challenge is just right (I can't think of any part that was impossible- but more than a few where I was yelling "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME" at the computer).

there's only a couple things i didn't like (and, yes, I know the first thing is me being stupid, bear with me) one was the 'date', at the end. Not sure why, since I knew going into the game that that's what was at the end.

second, the text-speak crap, during both the boss and options during the date part were... well, bad. With the boss it was kind of unexpected and funny, but when you're struggling to puzzle out what the hell a line of text says, well, it kind of ruins it in my opinion. During the date it was much worse, since a wrong selection there can change the ending.

Overall, though? very solidly a 9/10, probably a 9.5/10 really. The only things I didn't like aren't any flaw in the game, just my own personal preferences, and it's kind of stupid to take points off because I didn't like parts, especially with a game that's as good, overall, as this one.

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