Gonzo and I finally got around to getting this game ready for everybody to play. I will warn you though, not everything is fixed and I will be working hard to get everything ironed out for you. If something goes wrong, simply refresh the page to reload the game.
-------------------> PAUSE THE GAME WITH P
A/D scroll Left Right
W to immediately pick up a poop bomb
F to heal the dragon with a med kit
SHIFT to see all enemy hp bars
P to pause the game and upgrade
Click - Drag - And Fling to send our enemies flying.
Repeatedly click to claw your enemies to death
Use the gym to upgrade your mercenaries. Click the upgrade button to send them to the gym. (It really does make all the difference.)