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Mar 29, 2011 | 5:29 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place March 30, 2011

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Gonzo and I finally got around to getting this game ready for everybody to play. I will warn you though, not everything is fixed and I will be working hard to get everything ironed out for you. If something goes wrong, simply refresh the page to reload the game.

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Extra Controls_______

A/D scroll Left Right
W to immediately pick up a poop bomb
F to heal the dragon with a med kit
SHIFT to see all enemy hp bars
P to pause the game and upgrade

Click - Drag - And Fling to send our enemies flying.
Repeatedly click to claw your enemies to death

Use the gym to upgrade your mercenaries. Click the upgrade button to send them to the gym. (It really does make all the difference.)



Rated 5 / 5 stars

daddy dragon quotes that i know >:P

jr help!

>.< aggh

why dint you help me uggh

thank you for saving mah as$

good you did it now go get me a samwitch or salad

good you survied

here comes a flaming dirrariea shi-t

i think i forgot some but meh ill say more later

dad dragons fat :P


Rated 2 / 5 stars

I would have liked this game if it had better programming....
Upgrades do not work in the pause menu, and anything upgraded (outside the pause menu) stops at level 2 (but it is really level 1, and keeps zapping $500 from your balance each time you want to upgrade). Controls do not respond very well at all, especially with the dragon having to claw and/or pick up enemies directly. The gym hardly helps at all for mercenaries who die easily, and sometimes the poop bombs simply stop altogether, even WITH upgrades. If these things could be fixed, I'm sure MANY more people would enjoy this game.
Sorry man, this one was a flop. :'(


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A game like this deserves medals and that would make it better. But good game though.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

I like the game. but the game play is fucking horrible it lags and the controls are uncooperative.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

ahh way to many glitches, it seamed fun at first but it keeps glitching... like the sound loops and the big dragon just started taking damage for no reason