Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
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*** some IE users have been reporting a strange control bug. My suggestion is to stop using IE immediately and forever and switch to Firefox or Chrome. Thanks : D
ARROWS - MOVE
SPACE - USE ITEM
M - MUTE SOUNDS
Keep Charlie Sheen going on his last bender for as long as possible!
Things that deal damage to you: Cars, road blocks, cop cars, segway dudes, motorcycles
Ram into everything else as hard as you can!
** Compete for high scores! Woo
update: people were complaining that segway riders shouldn't damage you. So now they don't, RUN DOWN THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS AND SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 11, 2011
Best game on Newgrounds?
NO! BEST GAME OF ALL TIME ANYWHERE!!! But only because of the "Smokin' Hotties".
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 17, 2011
Im charlie sheen and im winning america
this is a great game its a shame the show two and a half men is canceled now because of him
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 5, 2012
Amazing game! all my stars to this creation.
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 13, 2011
LMFAO
And that my friends concludes another episode of 2 and a half men
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 28, 2011
Defeat is not an option
If you ride a segway on the road, you deserve to get run over by Charlie Sheen in his hooker filled convertible.