Hot anime chicks in skimpy outfits... Brutal violence... And PS2! Heaven!
Life isn't easy when you're a disembodied head without skin.
Movies about Alfred the dog.
*** some IE users have been reporting a strange control bug. My suggestion is to stop using IE immediately and forever and switch to Firefox or Chrome. Thanks : D
ARROWS - MOVE
SPACE - USE ITEM
M - MUTE SOUNDS
Keep Charlie Sheen going on his last bender for as long as possible!
Things that deal damage to you: Cars, road blocks, cop cars, segway dudes, motorcycles
Ram into everything else as hard as you can!
** Compete for high scores! Woo
update: people were complaining that segway riders shouldn't damage you. So now they don't, RUN DOWN THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS AND SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!