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Mar 9, 2011 | 6:10 AM EST
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All glory to the tash!

Extended tune available from iTunes (and Amazon soon) lbum/moustaches-single/id 424914965

Moustaches, Moustaches, Moustaches

I sure like Moustaches

It don't matter what kinda moustache that you got baby
Mexican, Foo Manchu, Handlebar, Horseshoe,
Pencil,Toothbrush, Walrus, Dali, Freestyle
I wanna touch it.

Baby you're right to love a moustache
'Cos a moustache adds a little bit of class
Oh Baby
You want to touch it don't you?

I sure like moustaches


My moustache was%uFEFF cut by lasers
Looks so sharp avert your gazes
Think your beard is so flash?
You cannot handle this tash!

My moustache was%uFEFF cut by lasers
Looks so sharp avert your gazes
Ladies want to touch it daily
I let them 'cause...
I like ladies.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


is it in a loop? lol? i wanna know before i try to sit here all day to see


Rated 4 / 5 stars

What ?

Mousses ta chasse ? Mais, c'est insensé !

Apart from that, it makes sense. Moustaches are actually that awesome.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


hot chick who likes moustaches


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Never seen something like this on Newgrounds before. Personally, I prefer short and simple.
I did find one problem with the loop: the longer you listen to it, the audio and video slowly seperate.
I love the ending chorus where he rocks out. Really great way to put on a finale!

Also, I demand a audio download if you plan on that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I use a Mexican and Handlebar from time to time.

Beards are not flash! THEY CANNOT HANDLE MY 'STASH!!!