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Meaty Boner

rated 3.94 / 5 stars
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Feb 21, 2011 | 12:05 AM EST
  • Daily 4th Place February 22, 2011

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Beat Level 1 5 Points Pass the first stage of the Castle
Meaty Meal Time 5 Points Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Raging Hot Boner 5 Points Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Beat Level 2 10 Points Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Beat Level 4 25 Points Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Beefy Boner 25 Points Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Bone the Head 25 Points Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Beat Level 5 50 Points Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Author Comments

"Team Indifferent", and Our entry to the February 2011 Newgrounds Game Jam.

our randomly generated theme:


Code: Moonkey
Art/Music: SpikeValentine
Art/Voice: Jazza

made in 3 days with a lot of effort and fun, we hope you guys enjoy it!!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good graphics, mediocre gameplay

Graphics are great, and great adult references. The gameplay however has some issues. I was able to walk straight through everything and was at the end of the game in under 10 minutes. The penalty for dying is fair, except for the last boss fight. Couldn't beat him without a meaty boner (ha-ha), but that may be my lack of skill ;).


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great game, one thing though..

Awesome funny game, based solely just to be a big dick joke :P Easy and fun gameplay, great character design..but the backrounds were...lacking..or should i say..Flaccid? :P

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good for a few laughs, and very interesting.

I won't go into the obvious jokes this game is just dripping with, but it was still a rather well designed and entertaining piece of work. Even if it does get very easy once you're able to reach maximum... well... meat, it's still fun and you did throw a neat little touch giving the final boss a bit of strategy to beat. All in all, it's good if not perfect: the stunning enemies can be very annoying if you give them the time to react, and for the last few levels I found myself just speeding along mostly because the 'level-up' message got a bit annoying at some point.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

love it

Love the game and love the art but I laughed when I saw the name couldn't you make up a better name than meaty boner because it sounds like a porn game


Rated 4 / 5 stars


I give props where props are due yes this wasnt the most exciting game of my life but for three days work this is an amazingly job well done after about 1/4 of the game your all as meaty as you can get so from then on I pretty much just ran all all the way through the levels without stopping to pointlessly fight I do like that Rektum had a little strategy to beating him and it wasnt an all out brawl to defeat him like the rest of the game once again I get that you only had three days but i wish Rektum had a health bar or something that acknowldged that hitting him was effective since he took a decent amount of hits to kill him I was unsure at first if it was working or not the only reason I gave you guys an 8/10 was -1 for the pretty repetive gameplay (I liked that you switched up the levels desighn/themes but lets be honest it was still all pretty much the same) and -1 for the humor it was funny at the beginning but at the end you were definitely just beating a dead horse with your humor, great game though hope ya win!

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