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Feb 12, 2011 | 4:58 AM EST
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It's been a rough 15 years for Captain Planet. Watching the world slowly get more and more polluted has taken its toll. No one's really sure how he pays the rent. The Planeteers don't call anymore.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Spirit bomb?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Captain Planet!

Protect the environment or I'll fuckin' kill you!

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The Planeteers


Kwame sold cheap vuvuzelas and had some success during the World Cup, but was beaten into a cripple by people hating the instrument and later starved to death in a back alley.

Wheeler was drafted to Iraq, where he died in a bombardment in a friendly fire incident by fellow American forces. U.S. ground troops urinated on his charred corpse before the mistake was discovered and rigorously covered up.

Linka fled to Eastern Europe after the Soviet Union disbanded and became a cheap hooker. She had to offer unprotected "services" to stay competitive. She is now raising 8 children and doesn't know the father of any of them.

Gi barely survived as her speedboat was crashed into by a Japanese whaling ship, leaving her a vegetable. The caretaker at the hospital she's in secretly gropes her every night.

Ma-Ti_BR first got addicted to Ragnarok private servers, he successfully got out of it by being hooked on drugs instead and started abusing his heart ring. He died of heart failure in a wild orgy with approximately 50 women. His last words were "HauhAhIHUAUhiuhIuHIaIhUaHAHaHUiUiAhA uiUiAIHUhi".

Yep, World ain't what it used to be...

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

holy shit, not Ma'ti!!! NOT MA'TIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

a little bit disturbing how you killed the 3 males and turned the two females into sex objects.


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<Mhaura> ha ha ha ha!! Good shit man XD make more!