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Jan 30, 2011 | 9:48 PM EST

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Adulthood 5 Points Bring up a child to his adult years.
Teenagehood 5 Points Bring up a child to his teenage years.
Monster Slayer 10 Points A medal for children who kill monsters.
Motherhood 10 Points A medal for empty nesters.
Treasure Hunter 10 Points A medal for children who seek out gold.
Momma's Boy 25 Points A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
Warrior 25 Points A medal for children who can clearly handle themselves.
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Author Comments

Although the world habits dangers of violence and gore,
a young child's task is mostly to play
and to explore.

The job of a mother involves knowing when to hold your child back from the dangers of the world, and making sure the child can handle himself when he becomes too old for you to keep him.

+ Use the mouse to control the mother.
+ You can keep your tiny child near your home protecting him from danger.
+ Letting your child explore alone allows him to gain experience and eventually be able to handle himself.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

dumbass son...

why will this fucking son of a bitch never go downwards??? he always walks right and left and up but NEVER DOWN......... I just want him to get this fucking sword so he can kill all the dragons and monsters and I get the damn warrior medal and the last secret medal (?).................

apart from that it's a nice idea for a game.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I really like the game, I've been playin it for long time, but one thing really pisses me off - when I think my child's on a good way to warrior, the game resets and brings me to main screen.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

sadly i wasnt logged in

but on my 3 try i finished it. like Yabadune said. Dont push him and let him go at the age of 20.

Then hope to be lucky XD My son found a sword and became a warrior and came back home at the age of 27

nicely done


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The boy walked into the sword, I received the achievement but the game suddenly crashed, and then it kept rebooting and giving me the "Pink Man" medal over and over. I hope this helps. Other than that I liked the idea of the game, but felt it was more based on where you let him explore and for the most part, a game of chance.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The Problem

...with using this as an analogy is that A) parents usually have the ability to exert significantly more control over their children while they're nearby, even if they don't choose to, and B) most people, even if they're puberty-crazed teens or naive little kids, know enough to run away from big scary things that are trying to kill them. As a metaphor, it's more depressing than hopeful; if kids were that likely to get themselves killed in real life, I doubt we'd have people going around complaining about the population problem. And, as a game, it's kind of frustrating. Why not include some more strategy, like ways to raise the kid so he has more health, or is stronger, or is smart enough to not try to punch a dragon to death?

Still, the graphics are charming, the music is soothing, and the game is enjoyable when the kid actually succeeds, or at least isn't getting himself killed.

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