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Jan 30, 2011 | 9:48 PM EST

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Monster Slayer 10 Points A medal for children who kill monsters.
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Author Comments

Although the world habits dangers of violence and gore,
a young child's task is mostly to play
and to explore.

The job of a mother involves knowing when to hold your child back from the dangers of the world, and making sure the child can handle himself when he becomes too old for you to keep him.

+ Use the mouse to control the mother.
+ You can keep your tiny child near your home protecting him from danger.
+ Letting your child explore alone allows him to gain experience and eventually be able to handle himself.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sometimes frustrating

Sometimes it's really frustrating because you get stuck along the circle and it's hard to move and stop the little brat. My child was unfortunately never able to handle himself though, even when he was strong enough to kill monsters he'd go run into the cyclops thing or something dumb like that.

The other thing is that it was going really well on one game and then my guy got to the side of the screen and was safe since he had killed everything around him - but then all of a sudden he like went off the screen and the game just completely restarted (as in went back to title screen). Is that supposed to happen? There was no "you win" or "your child has dissappeared" screen like how it shows a grave after he dies, so that's why I'm confused so if you could let me know if this was an intentional ending or a bug I would really appreciate it.

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

Alot of gap

stuck too much

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

interesting game

damn i gonna need to have 4-5 kids to get altleast one to make it through in life. Interesting game, had fun playing.. thanks.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

See you on the front page!!

Cool Concept, Understandable graphics, Music a little annoying but okay. It will def. make front page...Congrats.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

No wonder parenting is so hard

The controls are so crap you can get stuck at random on your own lawn.

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