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Jan 30, 2011 | 9:48 PM EST

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Adulthood 5 Points Bring up a child to his adult years.
Teenagehood 5 Points Bring up a child to his teenage years.
Monster Slayer 10 Points A medal for children who kill monsters.
Motherhood 10 Points A medal for empty nesters.
Treasure Hunter 10 Points A medal for children who seek out gold.
Momma's Boy 25 Points A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
Warrior 25 Points A medal for children who can clearly handle themselves.
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Author Comments

Although the world habits dangers of violence and gore,
a young child's task is mostly to play
and to explore.
-FESTERWOOD PROVERB

The job of a mother involves knowing when to hold your child back from the dangers of the world, and making sure the child can handle himself when he becomes too old for you to keep him.

INSTRUCTIONS:
+ Use the mouse to control the mother.
+ You can keep your tiny child near your home protecting him from danger.
+ Letting your child explore alone allows him to gain experience and eventually be able to handle himself.

Reviews


trifirtrifir

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars February 3, 2011

Why are you chasing your kid? This should be easy

I would kick this kid's ass after the second time that he tried to run towards the woods and I had to corral him. Keep running away from me when I walk towards you little one, and you will be running with a limp.

Child beating should be implemented into this game, for the kid simply does not learn. Either that, or the Festerwood mother drank too much during her pregnancy, and the kid cam out "Not right"... in this case, you implement the "Lock the child in the derp-basement" feature.

Either way, momma knows best.


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XeroCoolXeroCool

Rated 3 / 5 stars February 3, 2011

Please add some form of control

This game would be great if you could somehow call your child home when he's feeling retarted and running right to the cyclops almost every single time. Can you please fix this, unless this is how you intended the game to be? (Frustrating as all hell)


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Therobohechman2Therobohechman2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 2, 2011

Its kinda cool game but...

In the age of 20 he got straight out to he trolls. Why would a 20 year old be that stupid?


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AindreasAindreas

Rated 4 / 5 stars February 2, 2011

Is this a retarded child?

Can't really say much that hasn't been said, bug is def annoying, child is either retarded or too courageous. I enjoy the fact that I have virtually no control over the child however it would be nice if you added a simple mouse-click to call your child back to home when his hp gets low, since the player is restricted to the circle that the child almost never returns to after their first foray out into this dog eat dog world.



B28B28

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 2, 2011

wow

Genius, mildly fun, but great deeper meaning. One of the most brilliant and original games I've seen