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Jan 30, 2011 | 6:57 PM EST

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For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.

Enjoy!

Reviews


xDriesxDries

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 1, 2011

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I only really laughed at the black chick party thing, rest was meh, the fapping thing was just wrong...


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UrmomsanoobUrmomsanoob

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 2, 2011

Yeeaaahhh

No matter what anyone says... it's totally gay. hahaha!

Good animation and lip sync but yeah, could be a bit more funny.


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IchigosaurusIchigosaurus

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 1, 2011

It's uh...

It's not bad. The beaver thing was just...idk. I liked the use of Morgan Freeman, but even HE can't make everything interesting. But yeah, the other ones were funny.


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XxDETHxXXxDETHxX

Rated 3 / 5 stars January 31, 2011

Um this is well

This is just stupid.Not even funny


JazLyte responds:

omg i know, i heard one of the creators is a faggot


XenoEagleXenoEagle

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 2, 2011

Beaver

Well i liked the Beaver !


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