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Jan 30, 2011 | 6:57 PM EST

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    NG Movie Jam 1 Teams had 48 hours to animate stories from the forums.

Author Comments

For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.




Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Okay that was really wierd.

Thanks for uploading this funny flash, cheered me up with it's zaniness.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol Bloodqueef

Hey check the comment a couple below this one lol bloodqueef gave his own movie a 1, lulz

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

reason for 10 VVV



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This movie is fucking retarded.

You get a 1 for the dicks looking so succulent.

There's some debate, but overall people find this review helpful


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

yey man, I have a question.

have you alredy jerked off whit a good ? if yes how was it ?