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Jan 30, 2011 | 6:57 PM EST

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    NG Movie Jam 1 Teams had 48 hours to animate stories from the forums.

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For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.




Rated 5 / 5 stars


Bro, this was some hilarious flash. I love how you guys did the animation. And at first.. Before I was gonna watch this, I thought the beaver was gonna have to do with the "Angry Beavers", ya' know that one cool kids show.. .Lol. But I was wrong and I still laughed my ass off. The Lizard one was wicked and great curves on the ladies. And the guys jacking off.. lawl. You should've made it longer. "Oh, it's not gay, lets have sex anyway!" Rofll.. Great one. I would think this flash would have a higher score.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I only really laughed at the black chick party thing, rest was meh, the fapping thing was just wrong...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


im fapping to the beaver atm

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This movie is fucking retarted

You get a 1 for the dicks looking so succulent.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

ten ten 10 10

10 101 1010 0

i gotta get to some black chick sleepovers

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