Credits & Info

Uploaded
Jan 30, 2011 | 6:57 PM EST

If you liked this, check these out!


Plenty more like this here!


  • NG Movie Jam 1
    NG Movie Jam 1 Teams had 48 hours to animate stories from the forums.

Author Comments

For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.

Enjoy!

Reviews


TystarrTystarr

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 1, 2011

LOL y'all stupid.

I wish I could of been a part of this! Real funny stuff tho.


People find this review helpful!

PollennPollenn

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 1, 2011

Animations were great.

Laughed pretty hard at These Black Chicks and It's Not Gay (guy on right has the best face ever when he is looking at his laptop).



snowisredindeathsnowisredindeath

Rated 4 / 5 stars February 1, 2011

wtf

this was the most random shit i seen this year. huh who knew beavers had sexual tendencies lol.



DeadEndWorldStudiosDeadEndWorldStudios

Rated 4 / 5 stars February 1, 2011

What Can I say

You probably could have stoped with story two I found it the best.



ponyo999ponyo999

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 1, 2011

Best movie ever!!!

Objection: To make me laugh. You did!!!!!!!!