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Jan 30, 2011 | 6:57 PM EST

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    NG Movie Jam 1 Teams had 48 hours to animate stories from the forums.

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For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.




Rated 5 / 5 stars


Hmm, did one of the black girls have the Sharingin from Naruto?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


So fucking hilarious...


Rated 4 / 5 stars

But where's the money shot?

The black chick sleepover was the effing best. That dragon thing was like "wtf" hilarious. The rest is decent but it's a lot better than some of the shit here so congrats on that :D


Rated 4 / 5 stars


made me laugh with the komodo dragon.
and is that a sharingan on one of the girls eyes?(oven scene)

JazLyte responds:

i'm sure JordanD is very pleased that you noticed that Sharingan lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This fucking beaver

and the komodo dragon were funny.....the gay whacking off back to back......not so much

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