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Jan 30, 2011 | 6:57 PM EST

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    NG Movie Jam 1 Teams had 48 hours to animate stories from the forums.

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For the January Newgrounds Movie Jam, we present to you a series of riveting shorts prepared for us by author BloodQueef, who time and time again has shocked the world with his intricate storytelling and passive aggressive speech patterns.

Story 1: This Fucking Beaver.
This fucking Beaver is banned from his usual Alcoholics Anonymous meeting for taking advantage of young, mentally unstable women who show up. So he starts a club in his backyard for people who are into punk-rock music. This fucking hot ass guy walks in and the beaver then realizes he's gay.

Story 2: These Black Chicks.
These black chicks are having a sleepover. They are all baking cookies and painting their nails and shit when all of a sudden, one of the black girls turns out to be a fucking Komodo dragon.

Story 3: It's not gay.
A couple guys beat off in the same room... but it's not gay.. they're not looking at each other or anything.

While Dirtshake animated the beaver, JordanD and Jazlyte did animatics of each others toons, and then swapped them so that Jordan animated Jazlytes style, and vice versa.




Rated 4 / 5 stars

haha great

Its not gay was my fav, funny stuff

JazLyte responds:

agrigato mindchambuh-kun-chan-sama-sensei-dono ^_^;; kekeke


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Um this is well

This is just stupid.Not even funny

JazLyte responds:

omg i know, i heard one of the creators is a faggot


Rated 5 / 5 stars

One was good

I didnt like the other ones except for the Lizard, which was random and funny. Imma just leave a score for that and not the combine with the ones i didnt like.

JazLyte responds:

yay that's the one i directed i'm so flattered :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That lizard man thing was awesome and sexy

JazLyte responds:

i know rite :3


Rated 5 / 5 stars


just.... wow.....

JazLyte responds:

thats all i needed to hear