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Jan 23, 2011 | 2:47 PM EST

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So today is Recruit Day at the Lock Legion, an arbitrary holiday that someone created so that we can recruit new members to the Lock Legion. It was created because we need arbitrary flash holidays to crap out flash now and then. There used to be Ban Day where people were compelled to make a flash or be banned from the Lock Legion, which I created. But no, that is wrong Jujube Lock, and that is a motivation killer. We have to voluntarily make flash. So Recruit Day unfolds and there has been three lock flash submitted thus far, including this. So you know what? I guess Ban Day was pretty god damn effective wasn't it? Hell, Ban Day even got a god damn collection page. Are we going to get a collection page for a handful of flash? Hell no.

But anyways, blah blah blah, join the Lock Legion at, otherwise you are a hamham chinatown cunt weasel.

Enjoy the free save point!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

mmk then. well theres just one tiny problem. i already killed my family.

JujubeLock responds:

oh ok


Rated 5 / 5 stars

no, YOU enter a summary

I'll leave the locklegion and join again

JujubeLock responds:



Rated 3 / 5 stars


Hah, take them, I don't care

JujubeLock responds:



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hamham Chinatown Cunt Weasel

Sounds like something they would actually serve as a dish in Chinatown...

Would you serve it at Lock Legion? I might consider joining...

JujubeLock responds:

We will serve anything you like as long as you get your butt over there.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Its lies i say!

How can there be free cake if the cake is a lie!?!

JujubeLock responds:

You didn't pay for cake did you?