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Abysmal Adventures #1

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rated 4.14 / 5 stars
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Genre:
Comedy - Original
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violence
fantasy
wizard
resurrect

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Uploaded
Jan 23, 2011 | 2:19 PM EST

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Ah, after a month of work, four month hiatus, and half a month of finishing up, it's arrived. The first installment of ABYSMAL ADVENTURES.

In a contemporary world of fantasy filled with magic and mystical creatures, a wizard sparks one young man's journey into adulthood with a bang for his good deed. Come laugh and learn with Wojtek as he battles orcs, goblins, and his own helpless retardation!

***Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the song snippets and some select sound effects used in the animation. I'm not claiming that they are my own nor am I attempting to make a profit off of them. It's all in good fun and used to enhance the entertainment value of the overall project, so please understand and enjoy!

EDIT: damn, I always thought it'd be cool if this were frontpage'd, but never thought it'd happen because, well, yknow- it's not exactly "GOLD, JERRY!" So big thanks to voice actor Mick Lauer for bringing this to Tom's attention and giving it a spot to be enjoyed, even if it gets pulled down after a day or something.

EDIT2: Dude, I just watched it for the first time since I finished it and realized I misspelled RicePirate. Name changed! (But that's all that's new, the slow pace is still there unfortunately!)

EDIT3 (11/28/16): Boof, been a while. Where'd all this body hair come from? If anyone somehow finds/revisits this, I was informed it'd be best for Newgrounds for me to swap out the copyrighted music due to potential legality shenanigans (SURPRISE). With the original audio files currently lost, there are rough patches in the VO during the musical scenes, but some lines have been outright re-recorded while the SFX in those scenes have been mostly replaced. All has been given tape distortion to match the original crappy audio for maximum phoniness.

The original unscrupulous version is still available on YouTube here for those interested/nostalgic for ancient, obscure internet animation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn9TUV34zdc

Reviews


jiggitysmithjiggitysmith

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Liked it, but...

I thought that it would tie that episode up really nicely if he cut off the beasts' head and delivered it back to the elf for payment. I mean...the last shot basically begs for it and I was fully expecting something of the sort.

Otherwise, that was pretty darn good. *golf clap*



ZombieDartZombieDart

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMFG!

Moar Pleez!



RicardoERicardoE

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

as "zuhane" said, you need to speed the movie :)

but it was great! I love the unfiting music at the end.
Keep the good work.



KitalaKitala

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Comical

Very comical and well animated. I enjoyed it! Let me know if you need a voice done again, i'd come off hiatus for your stuff.



jcg04041989jcg04041989

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Simply...Abysmal...

AND AWESOME! not really this was terrible. Shoddy animation, terrible character development. Horrible storyline. And everything I've said up till now was a lie. I liked it want more and you better not disappoint, keep them coming. And keep them abysmally awesome.