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Abysmal Adventures #1

rated 4.14 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Original

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Jan 23, 2011 | 2:19 PM EST

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Ah, after a month of work, four month hiatus, and half a month of finishing up, it's arrived. The first installment of ABYSMAL ADVENTURES.

In a contemporary world of fantasy filled with magic and mystical creatures, a wizard sparks one young man's journey into adulthood with a bang for his good deed. Come laugh and learn with Wojtek as he battles orcs, goblins, and his own helpless retardation!

***Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the song snippets and some select sound effects used in the animation. I'm not claiming that they are my own nor am I attempting to make a profit off of them. It's all in good fun and used to enhance the entertainment value of the overall project, so please understand and enjoy!

EDIT: damn, I always thought it'd be cool if this were frontpage'd, but never thought it'd happen because, well, yknow- it's not exactly "GOLD, JERRY!" So big thanks to voice actor Mick Lauer for bringing this to Tom's attention and giving it a spot to be enjoyed, even if it gets pulled down after a day or something.

EDIT2: Dude, I just watched it for the first time since I finished it and realized I misspelled RicePirate. Name changed! (But that's all that's new, the slow pace is still there unfortunately!)

EDIT3 (11/28/16): Boof, been a while. Where'd all this body hair come from? If anyone somehow finds/revisits this, I was informed it'd be best for Newgrounds for me to swap out the copyrighted music due to potential legality shenanigans (SURPRISE). With the original audio files currently lost, there are rough patches in the VO during the musical scenes, but some lines have been outright re-recorded while the SFX in those scenes have been mostly replaced. All has been given tape distortion to match the original crappy audio for maximum phoniness.

The original unscrupulous version is still available on YouTube here for those interested/nostalgic for ancient, obscure internet animation:



Rated 2 / 5 stars


just too long a bit slow and not that funny honestly


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It's rare to see original toons with great comic timing and an original premise. Well done!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It was pretty entertaining

I like the setting, as well as the genera idea. And how you refuse to take it seriously.

My only constructive criticism is that it was really slow in some parts. Having a scene drag on for the sake of humor is funny the first time, but when your flash is made up of a series of "long dry pauses" it starts to get stale.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Haha this amazing, I loved the dialogue the whole way through. The animation was also superb and this flash made me go look for more Abysmal Adventures.

The story line was very creative and well though through

And, +1 Fan!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good.

I thought it was enjoyable for the most part, when he came back together in the subway, it took forever. Also, main character reminded me of fry from futurama.

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