Hahahaha! AAaaahahahah! Hooo...

"But I'm willing to tryyyy..."
Classic. Graphics sucked (so to speak) as well as the sound quality, but my fine ass is across the room due to my laughing.

LOL

Now that a BIG pizza.18 inches???Wow.

5/5.

I needed that

I think all I really needed was a good chuckle and a few sprites with a funny sound wav. It wasn't an epic or anything, and I was looking for something to just let my brains rot to. Feels good.

Awad of fun!!!

Made me laugh my ass off.

Like any of the 15 year old shits on newgrounds know who the f*ck john holmes is.

That aside...

I have a huge (pun intended) flash project called "john holmes has risen from the grave" coming out next year sometime.

Funny as shit.

Keep up the good work.

P.S. really really funny.

it's all other folks' work.

Audio's great. Bitmaps are great. Sure, the author didn't make either of them - just ripped them off of other folks' sites - but they're still great. It seems that the only original work in this is the juxtaposing of video game screencaps with someone's audio project about a road rules kid from ten years ago.
And why do people still think that flashing ovals constitute animated mouths? Geez. It looks awful. It probably took longer to download this movie than it took to make it.