Great stuff.

NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE.... this is EXACTLY what I would try; sometimes you just gotta toss it out there and see who bites... so to speak.

I always wanted to kiss that witch or seduce her, instead of make her mad maybe shes cute when shes not a zombie

good job bro

Words of Wisdom

When seducing a zombie, make sure the song you pick doesn't mention edible body organs, cuz then it shall result in fail. Case in point, watch the movie. And listen closely to the lyrics, it just speaks utter fail for Coach. Great L4D2 parody, two thumbs up.