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Jan 6, 2011 | 8:55 PM EST
  • Weekly 5th Place January 12, 2011

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Hey once you're done playing this 1-minute pile o crap, how about you buy an actual full game of it over on Steam?



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Interesting concept, bad execution

Interesting idea, but just not executed properly.

Mechanics - Physics were completely off. You really couldn't get a good handle on how to operate the super-laser weapon properly, because it didn't behave with any degree of consistency. The super laser was suppose to be a jet pack and even sounded like a jet pack, but had physics didn't remotely match a proper jet pack. In fact, the physics didn't model any kind of propulsion properly.

Controls - Windows mouse for an indicator of where you are aiming. The keyboard controls were loose at best and didn't give any great degree of control. The drift and lag of the camera following the character caused many issues when it came to directing laser blasts. Also, the visual jitter caused by firing the laser also interfered with directing laser blasts, as the angle is determined by where the cursor is in relation to the character... annoying interference included.

Gameplay - Started neat, but ended up just being about fighting the game's bad controls and mechanics, and not the actual map layout. There wasn't much else apart from some platforming.

Visuals - Average and unpolished. Jittery and annoying. In a game requiring borrowing from VVVVVV types of trick maneuvering... You are best to not put forth a huge amount of noise and interference on the screen.

Sound - Quality in production lacking. Sounded like someone used a bluetooth cellphone headset for voice recording. A good amount of distortion and the audio mixing between effects, voice, and music levels is imbalanced and static. Music decent, but not long enough to be put in a constant loop comfortably.

Overall - It's good for an early development proof of concept. Not much else.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Bad Game

I cannot jump over the rocks. You cannot use the laser to destroy thinks and the game is to boooring i felt slept when i played it. Its an horrible game, in my opinion you must blame this game. I dont know why the people liked it. and how it can get the 5 weekly prize. Is someone user that can say something like this in this game ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡NO THEY FUCKING CANT!!!!!!!!! because they say the game was good because the crab and the laser. But seriously spikes in a cave, and a cave in the middle of the town. Its a simple crap please dont play this game.

I put 3 stars because the laser is cool


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

bad design

I cant get past anything as you cant get enough height to get over thing which is a shame because this game looked really enjoyable with the music and graphics but i cant get past anying due to the fact that the jumping and using your bazooka is completly useless if you could fix that it would be excellent

good graphics 2 Music awesome 2 -6 falty jumping mechansim


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Nothing special

Got boring after a few mins,


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars