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GO, JUST PLAY IT, JUST-- GO!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
MAD SHOUTOUT TO DRUOXtheSHREDDER WHO MADE THIS GAME ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!!!!
Hey once you're done playing this 1-minute pile o crap, how about you buy an actual full game of it over on Steam?
Impossible to play without a mouse.
Cool game,awesome music,but not that good gameplay.I spent hours to get from one ledge to another.That blaster of yours gives you some grip,but not enough.Just make smaller distances
funny but some parts are hard to do sooo yeah
Interesting concept, bad execution
Interesting idea, but just not executed properly.
Mechanics - Physics were completely off. You really couldn't get a good handle on how to operate the super-laser weapon properly, because it didn't behave with any degree of consistency. The super laser was suppose to be a jet pack and even sounded like a jet pack, but had physics didn't remotely match a proper jet pack. In fact, the physics didn't model any kind of propulsion properly.
Controls - Windows mouse for an indicator of where you are aiming. The keyboard controls were loose at best and didn't give any great degree of control. The drift and lag of the camera following the character caused many issues when it came to directing laser blasts. Also, the visual jitter caused by firing the laser also interfered with directing laser blasts, as the angle is determined by where the cursor is in relation to the character... annoying interference included.
Gameplay - Started neat, but ended up just being about fighting the game's bad controls and mechanics, and not the actual map layout. There wasn't much else apart from some platforming.
Visuals - Average and unpolished. Jittery and annoying. In a game requiring borrowing from VVVVVV types of trick maneuvering... You are best to not put forth a huge amount of noise and interference on the screen.
Sound - Quality in production lacking. Sounded like someone used a bluetooth cellphone headset for voice recording. A good amount of distortion and the audio mixing between effects, voice, and music levels is imbalanced and static. Music decent, but not long enough to be put in a constant loop comfortably.
Overall - It's good for an early development proof of concept. Not much else.
I cannot jump over the rocks. You cannot use the laser to destroy thinks and the game is to boooring i felt slept when i played it. Its an horrible game, in my opinion you must blame this game. I dont know why the people liked it. and how it can get the 5 weekly prize. Is someone user that can say something like this in this game ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡NO THEY FUCKING CANT!!!!!!!!! because they say the game was good because the crab and the laser. But seriously spikes in a cave, and a cave in the middle of the town. Its a simple crap please dont play this game.
I put 3 stars because the laser is cool
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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Jump through a bustling cat city collecting fish for points.
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