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Jan 6, 2011 | 8:55 PM EST
  • Weekly 5th Place January 12, 2011

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GO, JUST PLAY IT, JUST-- GO!! JESUS CHRIST!!!

MAD SHOUTOUT TO DRUOXtheSHREDDER WHO MADE THIS GAME ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAARRRRRYYYUURRRRRAR GHAGHRGRHAGRHAGHHHHHH!!!!
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Hey once you're done playing this 1-minute pile o crap, how about you buy an actual full game of it over on Steam?

Reviews


AldarncAldarnc

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 30, 2011

Pretty Good

I enjoyed the music and it's a classic game; the crab + future thing was a nice twist.

Couple of issues i had - controls seemed fairly unresponsive at times (e.g. sometimes left/right works in the air, sometimes it doesn't). Also it lagged a fair bit, even on low quality. I'm on a brand new macbook pro so i wouldn't expect flash to lag at all, but yea, it did.

Also i think i may have glitched it as i managed to land on top of the spaceship and then fly over into abyss, feature???

Otherwise it was a fair time waster, nj.


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QutQut

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 15, 2011

Good idea

No boring buttons, credits, or another nasty sh*t like: "you have to complete the training before gaming!", so, I like it!
But this game is too sketchy, so it's only 7



TehSirZer0TehSirZer0

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 25, 2011

Great

Pros: Awesome game, was very fun and I love the humor :P Made me laugh out loud.

Cons: A little bit short. You could have made the perfect game with this cannon, though.


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GlobexGlobex

Rated 3 / 5 stars January 16, 2011

wtf

This is the most frustrating thing i've ever had to endure =(

The controls are very frustrating and there should be an instructions manual or a tutorial.



KadorjaKadorja

Rated 3 / 5 stars January 8, 2011

This games so bad there's no time to explain!

Oh wait there is. Im apparently the only person who didnt like this game. It was a fun concept but its been done many times over and done better. The spawn system was awful. A checkpoint style would of been nice but instead if you got to a new area only to die in the wrong spot you get pushed back even farther than the last place you spawned at. Like falling down and touching the wrong level of spikes sent you back to the beginning of the platforming sequence. The disembodied crab arms would randomly reappear in areas if I backtracked for any reason but the character would give no dialogue... just bleed all over the place and disappear into thin air instead of swooping off screen.

The one liners gave it some humor but ended up getting repetitive after a few minutes.