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GO, JUST PLAY IT, JUST-- GO!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
MAD SHOUTOUT TO DRUOXtheSHREDDER WHO MADE THIS GAME ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!!!!
Hey once you're done playing this 1-minute pile o crap, how about you buy an actual full game of it over on Steam?
Brilliantly done. I was laughing from start to finish. Awesome mechanics with the laser and hilarious obnoxious humor. The ending made it all that much better!
oh wait... my nervouse system shut down :)
short sweet and fun(ny!!!!)
oh yea and
Dinosaur Teleport >;)
I shoulda seen this coming
Fucking genius, make more!
you can go out without the weapon but then u need to refresh and getting the dino tele is hard and while i was writing this the game was still going but slow and the mmusic in the beginning before future guy came was megaman 2 crash man stage
The part with the sidewards spikes is easy!
First: Great game, cool idea, nice gameplay... but I thought you have no time to explain? I stood in front of the house trying to jump over it then a window came up "Use the mouse button to fire".
Second: At the part with the sidewards spikes on the walls with the tiny save haven, you just have to jump off the platform to the left and continue right :P
Third: At the same part, I was in the little haven and accidentally touched the bottom spikes on the right wall sending me back down. I tried getting up for three minutes then just jumped off and fell into a gap. Then I realized you don't have to do that part and walked past.
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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