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GO, JUST PLAY IT, JUST-- GO!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
MAD SHOUTOUT TO DRUOXtheSHREDDER WHO MADE THIS GAME ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!!!!
Hey once you're done playing this 1-minute pile o crap, how about you buy an actual full game of it over on Steam?
Simple, fun and voice acting was great.
I got both Dino and glasses endings... but there's no time to explain.
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
THIS GAME IS AWESOME BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ELLABORATE
I Laughed at the Beginning.... Specially when he Said: "Use the Arrow Keys to Move"!
But It LAGS a LOT!
Just one thing:
FUCK THAT FINAL JUMP OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND LEVEL.
Otherwise, I quite enjoyed this game. The commentary by your future self helped spur me forward as well, although I would've liked him to not repeat any lines in a single playthrough. Plus, how come you're not in a red suit by the end? It makes less sense than the existence of a giant enemy crab (though the crab is a close second).
A very amusing 5 minutes.
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