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GO, JUST PLAY IT, JUST-- GO!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
MAD SHOUTOUT TO DRUOXtheSHREDDER WHO MADE THIS GAME ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!!!!
Hey once you're done playing this 1-minute pile o crap, how about you buy an actual full game of it over on Steam?
So much fun!
This game is hilarious and short and fun, I love how the guy is dancing at the start, I love this game, good job
It was a fun bomb!
Reeeeeaaallly nice! Like it! I'm still smiling.
This is an amazing game!!!
I loved the ending! I never expected it to end like that. Unfortunately it doesn't give you any tips on how to play or anything so I wasted the first few minutes playing trying to jump over the house. Also, I wasted some precious time trying to jump in the time portal. I imagine this story happening over and over again. The future person keeps yelling out hilarious things when you're chasing him like,"I'll never be able to text again Mom!" and "I spent about two minutes brushing my hair this morning and this is my reward?" The boss is kinda hard if you don't understand what to do. To beat it, use your gun to rise yourself to the top of the crab. Then, you'll see this orange thingymajig in the air. Keep shooting that until it breaks and then you will get the ending. The good thing about this game is that you have infinite lives and thats good because some parts are super hard to get past. The music is amazing and fits the game perfectly. In the ending, I thought I could control myself inside the crab's claw, but it turned out it was the credits. That would've been a cool feature to add to the game, but this is still an amazing game that totally deserved front page. It was both challenging and addicting with hilarious quotes added in screamed by the future guy. You would've thought that the guy would've learned from his future's twin's mistake, but that just made the ending even more hilarious. Keep up the good work!
i just like it
there is something stupid about this game but i do not know it
Originality strikes back!
Absolute brilliance when it comes to originality! Yeah it took me a few seconds to realise that I had to control and I had sooo much trouble with those jumps when it's like almost vertical...but teh point iz!; it's original and provides a good challenge, congrats on such an awesome flash ;)
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
Join Marko Sharko on his first detective case!
Jump through a bustling cat city collecting fish for points.
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