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just hilarous of true misspelling with epic voicing

hahaha funny loved it

One of the reasons why there's so much garbage-brain-ness on this planet is because 99 percent of all the food (100% of good tasting food) is poisoned with excitotoxins (even 'citric acid' is an excitotoxin b/c it's produced through the fermentation of corn, with the help of FDA loopholes), which essentially rots people's brains and causes lesions. Just look at the triangle of political bigotry- libertarianism vs conservatism vs liberalism, and you'll immediately start to realize how impossible it is for people to generate quality insight into anything.

Anyways, back to this review..
I don't know if this axman13's original review was serious or satire, but I'm slightly leaning toward the plausibility of it being a real review by a real idiot that actually didn't get the joke (the author certainly wanted us to anyways, consciously or sub-consciously it doesn't matter so much).

PSTW is supposed to help people realize that video games help us contemplate things without being bored. Even if you're just mindlessly pushing spacebar over and over, a game can still engross you in action and adventure better than a movie. In fact, a good RPG in my opinion is supposed to be comparable to taking a walk outside, where it's monotonous, yet interesting. I could spend hours walking in a circle in my kitchen dwelling on humanity and the economy.. or I could just fire up some Path of Exile or something and mash the same buttons over and over while I do that. You can even fire up minecraft, set weather to rainy, hold down the w key, and bam; you're going for an epic walk in the rain where all you have to do is press one button- good stuff to pass the time until you die like everyone else will (life is such a cruel joke).

The animation and delivery and all the technical details are of course spot-on. This is very professionally done, which I'm glad is typical for some of these celebrity-types on Newgrounds like RicePirate (and of course his friends like Oney, Stamper, EgoRaptor, psychicpebbles, KawaiiPiranha, Spazkid, and there's obviously a lot of others that aren't off the top of my head). It's almost impossible to rate anything these people do as lower than a 4 simply b/c they really know wtf they're doing in like 20 different ways all related to making this complicated stuff happen. In contrast, for someone like myself, I'll be lucky if I can figure out how to upload an un-edited, un-scripted youtube rant using the software "EZvid" without having 4 different glitches and critical technical issues. Hell, I'll be lucky if I can make my fuckn teeth look presentable to a dentist, let alone hand-crafted, custom animation to support voice-acting and musical drama intended for a gigantic audience of hundreds of thousands of people (and this is all done with deadlines and busy schedules!).

Bottom Line: entertaining stuff. Well done.

This is what you call epic text, and I can't think of a better type of review, nor can I think of a better style to represent it.

I tried to keep a straight face during this but i lost it at "beacuase" . well done