John, the world's only city morgue night watchman with a superhero for a right arm!
Blockhead is just totally nuts!
Al Pigioni bestows his wisdom upon those who seek it.
A man who is upset over the Jimmy Dean Company no longer selling his favorite sausage brand in the 16 oz size, leaves them a voicemail letting them know that he cannot feed his family of 5 with the 12 oz sausage roll. It appears that Jimmy Dean Sausage Company has lost a very valuable customer of over 30 years