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Dec 30, 2010 | 5:01 PM EST
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Loser! 5 Points You lost the game.
Smash! 5 Points Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Hit a bird with your icicle.
Care-ibou 10 Points Show some interest!
Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Popsicle 50 Points Reach level 15.
Basic Instinct 100 Points You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
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Author Comments

THE GAME IS NOT BROKEN! (the preloader is however).

Not for those who have any of the following:
- A weak will.
- No sense of timing.
- A fear of killing caveman.
- Some sort of heart condition.
- Are pregnant

Play the role of God and undo the mistake of creating humanity, by killing it in it's early stages. You've already frozen up the world, and trapped them in their caves. Now drop deadly icicles on the cavemen successively to win. There are different obstacles that change throughout the game that make it increasingly difficult. If you win this game you are indeed a god, it's HARD!

This game is made for the Newgrounds GameJam, and is produced from scratch in *stops timer* 59 hours.

"It's like Stacker, but without the cool prizes"

2000 views in and the game still hasn't been beaten.... someone has reached like .. MAXIMUM of level 24, but then he would've had to hit 5's everytime so I guess level 15 is the highest?

To celebrate the new year ( here in holland ) I've fixed some bugs and polished a bit more.
- tranistion not working bug should be fixed;
- sign not fully showing text is fixed

HAPPY NEWYEAR, and... still not beaten, good luck!

-I've lowered the requirements for the 50 points medal to reaching level 15.
-I've ever so slightly tweaked the horrible level 12!

Yay! Frontpaged, thank you all players and ofcourse the grandmaster himself Tom Fulp. :P
Let me know if this fixes the lag please! (waiting approval)
- Did some code patching.

The guy on the top of the scoreboard ( score 500 ) is a cheater, it's way more then the maximum score.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Frustratingly good indeed.

I had a bit of fun with this one, but as the title suggests, I did find it terribly frustrating. I guess it reminds me of those old video games, whereby the gameplay gets harder and death means you go back right to the start. So while you improve at the first part, you gradually get better and better at the parts you keep dying at. Does that even make sense?

Anyway, my only suggestion would be to make points scored in the game (the +5 and +10) appear in bold type font, or something larger so it's easier to read. And maybe even show a tally of your current score, but I guess that's not really necessary.

Will continue to endeavour through this game...for a while longer! *persists* =D

tomdeaap responds:

Hell YEA! that's the spirit!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

F--- dat SH--!

IT'S JUST TOO DAMN HARD!!! I'd like to be entertained, not just frustrated. Although the cheezy, motivational bits at the end of each level was enough to keep me going.

tomdeaap responds:



Rated 5 / 5 stars


this game is hard, fun and annoying. i like it!!!!

tomdeaap responds:

Thank you!


Rated 3 / 5 stars

yeah, sorry...

you put work in, nice art.

however, god? really? and how about giving me +20 for hitting two cavemen at once? nope... seems gods might icicles can only hit one guy, regardless of how well i timed it.

this game gives no reason, even for a neurotic person like me, to keep playing to try to win.

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tomdeaap responds:

You seem to be taking this game way to serious, double kill isn't a bad idea, medals/highscore/eternal glory are your reasons to keep playing.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

No double kill

If there are 2 cavemen in one level, should be able to double kill, successfully got the timing right, but just not in there.

tomdeaap responds:

True, but for major changes like this I'll wait till the gamejam results are in. ( And even then I'm not really sure if I'm going to actually make them :) ). Cool Idea though.