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Dec 20, 2010 | 9:24 PM EST

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Wrench Finder 5 Points Congrats! you found the wrench.
Bag Of Shit 10 Points Successfully created a bag of shit
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Teacher Savior 25 Points Saved the hot teacher
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Author Comments

***UPDATE 6/08/11*****
-Lowered the Pillow fight health bar to make it easier...
-Fixed character turn around against vagina monster.

**** I gotta be honest.. this game works better on a mac than a PC... not sure why.

This is a game about an evil teacher who is also a scientist who plans to take over the town. There is only one person who can stop him. That man's name is Snakebite. Snakebite is one badass dude and he is the only one who has the ability to stop the scientist.

The game is an adventure/fighter game. There is a total of 3 boss fights. Plenty of in game movie segments. I had a long list of voice actors who helped make this game amazing!

if you want to skip the intro segment....
S = skip intro segments
but i highly suggest you watch it.

Q = toggle quality

Enjoy! and please leave a review! This is my first very serious flash game. I worked on it for about a year off and on. I appreciate any kind of feedback. Also there are medals!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

needs a little work

but over all i love it good job (make it it a little challenging)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

king size penis XD

Can someone tell me what the dude at school is saying before the line - twin size bed, king size penis.. i heard something about Phoenix but i`m not sure

YoinK responds:

"It's Kellz, hotter than a phoenex. twin size bed, king size penis." J-kellz


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

so far so good

but when i go left out of the house in front of the pink door, i can't do anything, can't go back either.

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YoinK responds:

there's a right arrow to go right after that part...


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad.

GOOD: This adventure game had me playing to the end and a couple of the medals made the game more interesting. I liked how during the pillow fight you can cause destruction in the environment. I also liked the store owner how he's always saying, "Go fuck yourself" no matter what you do. I also liked some of the gags hidden throughout the graphics like the chalk board for example. The graphics and the animation were also acceptable quality.

BAD: Limited and frustrating the fight sequences, childish humour, not the best voice acting, annoying cut scenes when trying to re-fight a boss (especially the last boss) and some other minor bugs.

IMPROVE: As you mentioned, you are not the most skilled in flash but for the graphics you can add in more animation by making more of the environment clickable especially when humour can be inserted. For the fights you should just add a "retry fight" button because after losing a fight I have to go through the cut scenes all over again and I found it annoying. You should expand the fight where you can attack while jumping or crouching. Perhaps you can add in bonus weapons that temporarily aid you or have limited charges or even more destroyable environments like you did with the pillow fight scene. The voice acting also didn't sound like they were in the flash but instead it sounded very recorded so maybe you should get better quality microphones. I would also experiment with other kinds of humour.

OVERALL: Since this was a learning experiment I'll cut you some slack. This is not the best adventure game I ever played but it had effort put into it and learned something and that is all that matters in the artist's part. I hope you learned a lot from this and make new and improved games in the future.

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YoinK responds:

S = skip opening cut scenes.
did you find the secret locker????
some recordings were done on microphones that weren't of quality.... my mistake and cheese.
Special attacks aid the character in the last 2 fight segments. When the bar lights up green and flickers.. press the S button to go into special mode.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

was lolworthy

People are being way to harsh on this. Overall you did a damn good job, the theme was cool, the characters, clean voice acting, and fun game play. Not to mention the part in the school was a nice twist on a NG classic, you through in an intro video, ending video. how someone could have rated this a two compared to a lot of stuff on here is judging it on something other then it's quality or only watched the preloader..
and it was your first attempt at a serious flash, nice job man

After playing it all the way through there were some things you could have worked on.
on the second boss the game play was really bugged, the character wouldn't turn facing the boss sometimes and you have to jump outta it, didn't happen with the 3rd boss
the graphics were done really well in some areas, but then in other important areas you decided to go the easy route. like on the last boss, it looks like you put more work into he bg then the boss itself, and the main character walking through the map was poorly detailed compared to say the end video that looked really clean, it's important to put a lot of detail in the focal points and less in the bg if you wanna take shortcuts

other then being a little rough around the edges, which is expected for a first serious attempt at a flash game, this was a great game.

nice work man

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YoinK responds:

thank you sir. I know i'm not the greatest at graphics. I wanted to detail the python boss fight background more... but the game kept freezing on me when I saved it. The file size is just so massive.. that any kind of changes would take forever..... um as far as glitches.. i wish i knew what they were.. the game doesn't seem glitchy on my computer.