Here's a better list

1) Make a flash that doesn't look like it was made in 10 minutes.

Done.
This video is irony at it's finest

Koolguykai lives in filth!!

OMG, dude! You live in a pig sty! Look at the filth you live in!! The closet behind you is exploding crap into your room!!

And what's with your hair?! Have you washed it this week?? It's all nappy and matted and nasty! Since you don't seem to wash yourself, doesn't your mommy care enough to bathe you? GEEZ!!

I can see that you put the same amount of effort into your flash submissions that you put into personal grooming and cleanliness.

Your flashes are bad. Your personal hygene is bad. If you ever hope to be anything better, you need help.

Now, turn off the computer and go take a bath.

Hehehe....No.

"Koolguykai has been sad lately. He is sad because his films are usually scored 1's and 2's."

That's because you don't put any effort into your damn work you moron. The funny thing is that you whine about that in this damn thing that you might call a flash, but instead of at least TRYING to improve your votes you create this steaming pile of shit. No stars my friend.

Not Bad Not Bad!

i Good Score I Say.

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You know if you put actual work into it, it would be worth 5