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Dec 17, 2010 | 11:13 PM EST

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YFYIAR is the drunken uncle of text-based adventures: Abusive, abrasive, and maybe a little funny.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

One word

Win. Well, I have more words than that. Nice words. Like the fact that this is what text-based games should be!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow simply amazing

it really makes u think. i enjoyed it. i actually feel a lil smart for crackin some of the code even though when u really thought bout it was quiet simple lol. but 10/10 5/5 keep up the great work!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

I love this.

I feel so smart for being able to guess the second keypad code... After a few attempts it became clear from your hint. The emotion was pretty easy to guess, as it was the only major emotion not listed.

Very cool game, made me feel super smart, even though the eternal vessel was abusive.

-2 lack of graphics


Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome game

I really liked the challenges it presented, and the little twist at the end.
also, when i got my hands cut off. i typed "masturbate". it said "I don't think that will work"

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Rated 5 / 5 stars