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Dec 17, 2010 | 11:13 PM EST

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YFYIAR is the drunken uncle of text-based adventures: Abusive, abrasive, and maybe a little funny.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow this is new to me

im 20 and i got my first pc when i was 13 (only consoles before that) so it was kinda too late for me to play one of theese "text based games" and i gotta say this thing was awesome!

i actually got chills from what the computer thingie told me how he insulted me that im a lazy f*ck and stuff, it was.... something new... really i dunno what to say besides 10/10 and 5/5 xD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Master Rater

This is a game that definitely brings us back to the time of when this is what video games where considered. Ironically my best friend told me about a game like this being put in a new game that came out recently (not spoiling it for you), and I thought wow, imagine how frustrating this can be. But when I played I just thought simply and the answers just came to me. That's all it takes. And the game, and how it insulted me. It was frustrating. But you should never let frustration keep you down. Humanity was born with all of our flaws, and we don't let any of them hold us back. That's exactly what this game tells you. And I"m glad I could play it. The personality of this game reminds me almost of Glados from Portal. It starts off doing nothing then it gets a little funny and then it just turns into something that needs to insult you before its defeat. I found it astounding. And the music was great as well. And I loved the subtle elements of how depending on different situations, the text would change size and font. It was great. You must have spent a lot of time on this and I thank you for it. You have done something that was quite astounding then and quite fun now.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

One word

Win. Well, I have more words than that. Nice words. Like the fact that this is what text-based games should be!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow simply amazing

it really makes u think. i enjoyed it. i actually feel a lil smart for crackin some of the code even though when u really thought bout it was quiet simple lol. but 10/10 5/5 keep up the great work!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

I love this.

I feel so smart for being able to guess the second keypad code... After a few attempts it became clear from your hint. The emotion was pretty easy to guess, as it was the only major emotion not listed.

Very cool game, made me feel super smart, even though the eternal vessel was abusive.

-2 lack of graphics