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Dec 17, 2010 | 11:13 PM EST

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YFYIAR is the drunken uncle of text-based adventures: Abusive, abrasive, and maybe a little funny.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I winnn!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

the guessing is the hardest part.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

One of the best games I have ever played on Newgrounds, absolutely brilliant. I love the atmosphere created by the music, the feeling of utter malign hopelessness it engenders. The game play is simple but perfect in its simplicity. My only complaint with this game is the same complaint many people who played it have, it is simply too short... This is not a game you win, this is a game you experience.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Spoiler alert!

I win you Little machine, Becuse i am a MANN


Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA! I beat that AI at its own game. I typed "drink blood" to show I will not be f*cked with. I smiled when my hands were cut off! TAKE THAT AI. HA. YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME. HAHA. HA. HAHAHA. I WIN. HA. YOU LOSE. HAHA. YOU FAILED. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA the guessing game was hard i guess...