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Dec 17, 2010 | 11:12 PM EST
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You're a broken robot. Fix yourself up to please Mother.
Do as you're told.
You don't want to let her down, and you can't even jump yet. Let's do something about that.

It's a shame that Tom posted a list of Metroid like games so recently, as it seems I just about missed the boat with my mini attempt at that kind of genre, oh well...



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like it.

Yep. It's nice.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Doesn't really make any sense.

Pretty average Metroid styled platformer. Doing a lot of back and forth running, gaining powerups etc. Story didn't make any sense though. You power yourself up without much resistance only to find out what your mother's motives are all along, and it really makes you wonder why she pushed you down that road in the first place.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This game is one of the most epic games of all time! While i can't say that it's #1...I can't fucking believe a blowjob game won to this. THIS SHOULD BE DAILY FEATURE , not "super deep troath"

The ending was...Uhhh...I would say shocking but it's also kinda obvious...

******SPOILERS BELOW*******
I mean i knew she was going to betray u , but...Exploding the whole place? That u killed ur mother and ur father? DAAAAAAMN that's what i call a TWIST!

In my opinion , there should be an instant secuel. Good job , good game , and good day , sir.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This was pretty spectacular, really like the story and metroidesque feel to it. Also @rubikks, yes this does play in the style of the NES and SNES metroid titles, and people ARE buying the wii more than the xbox 360 (about 30 million more people). Not that that matters, this game is great, I just suggest you stop talking out of your ass.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Kind of like Metroid...

What does that mean? What is a metroid? That was the most annoying part of the game. You do all the hard work, and then it says "Its kind of like metroid", but I don't know what a metroid is. Also, you couldn't read the story because you were too busy running away from the explosion. Good game.