John, the world's only city morgue night watchman with a superhero for a right arm!
A total of 45 Gunchests were produced, but only one remains.
If you're looking for great recipes delivered by an Octopus, this is the cooking show for you!
The sad thing is, most of this wasn't staged. My sister and I are actually like this.
//EDIT. OH MY GOODNESS DAILY FIRST. :DDDD
//EDIT 2: FRONTPAGEEEEE!