Bush and Cheney aren't the only rats in The White House!
The story of some guys and Lucifer!
These aren't your little kid's bed time stories! If they are, seek help!
The sad thing is, most of this wasn't staged. My sister and I are actually like this.
//EDIT. OH MY GOODNESS DAILY FIRST. :DDDD
//EDIT 2: FRONTPAGEEEEE!