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Dec 8, 2010 | 12:52 AM EST

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Complete title "Johnny why are you in an art game?"

Instructions in game

Thanks Tom for the frontpage and the music suggestion



Rated 5 / 5 stars


You should've used broken English and asked "Why?" about twice as much.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


i feel this was a very simple game to understand, and i found it quite humorous.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


There's all kind of Crap going on in the world around him and he just commits suicide AWESOME


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This says everything I've been trying to

This game takes all the comments I've ever made on the shitty "games" that people defend because they're "artistic" and have a "message". The reason for so many scare quotes? The things in question aren't games, the messages are obvious shit like "drugz r bad" and the artistic quality is minimal at best.

Thank you so much for making this incredible satire. Even though your first point-and-click was lacking, you are now my favorite author of all time.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


What a bitch you are!
Good job!