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Complete title "Johnny why are you in an art game?"
Instructions in game
Thanks Tom for the frontpage and the music suggestion
I played alot of art games that have incredibly terrible gameplay but have some sort of message to send to people. Not only that it has to be pixilated for some damn reason and end up leading to something depressing or something that involves death.
I am SICK AND TIRED of all these art games!
Finally there is a parody!
And yes there is no turning back in art games?
Huh, why did I say that as a question?
A cliff? You want me to jump?
This says everything I've been trying to
This game takes all the comments I've ever made on the shitty "games" that people defend because they're "artistic" and have a "message". The reason for so many scare quotes? The things in question aren't games, the messages are obvious shit like "drugz r bad" and the artistic quality is minimal at best.
Thank you so much for making this incredible satire. Even though your first point-and-click was lacking, you are now my favorite author of all time.
Reading other people's comment, I can't add much else. I hope after seeing this game, people will stop submitting "games" that consist of a stickman and a blank background and call it art.
Haha loved it. Great satire. If people are looking for a cheerful collection of art games, try silverstich's color my world/heart/life series. Now THOSE are some amazing and happy art adventures :)
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