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Complete title "Johnny why are you in an art game?"
Instructions in game
Thanks Tom for the frontpage and the music suggestion
Everything a shitty art game is. You've captured their half-assed attempts at making us feel miserable. Every chiche that annoyed me in these "art games" was here and mocked mercilessly. Some art games are fun, but most present the exact same damn thing every time.
-pixelated worlds that are supposed to be "deep"
-too slow, even for my standards
-annoying new age music
-I can't turn the other way. How like real life this is, when that is exactly what we as gamers are trying to escape in the first place
-oh NO, my family is dead, what ever shall I do?
-Look, a conveniently placed stair and roof, just when I want to end my misery and join my fat kid and bitch of a wife
Why would these art games characters kill themselves? Their families that died were godawful in the first place
God! An Art Game I like!
I actually feel bad saying that xD
omg I love you~!
I really do enjoy art games, but you put in here EVERYTHING i hate about them.....
ESPECIALLY the walking slow part i hate that! also the whole formulated thing of home-work-roof-suicide..I still enjoy art games, but you made quite the parody! the music,the style the everything was very good ~!
Really funny, a good parody of crappy art games.
I couldn't friggin' walk.
you jumped first?
An addictive and challenging simple math puzzle game
And so it dreamt.
Help Eddie get his watermelon so he can finally spend a nice and relaxing day at the beach
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