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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
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Author Comments

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Was the best click I made all night.

Thank you.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Can't stop watching...

Must... show... hypnosis... Fernando... domination... WORLD!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hypnotic and Dangerous

The song is catchy and very VERY hypnotic. I stared at it for about 3-5 loops until my brother came in and went "What are you watchi-'. I then broke out of the hypnosis that the video had given bestowed upon me, and noticed that my brother was hypnotized too.

All and all, catchy, funny and disturbing.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Disturbing, so why is it so interesting?

Verse 3:
Every day I love you more/We test the boundaries of the law
I've loved you in a thousand ways/All involving mayonnaise
As I lay me down to sleep/I dream of you on me on sheep
Erotic dreams filled with power/Though you charge five bucks an hour
You fill my heart with wild desire/As i set your ass on fire
The only cross I have to bear/Is made of stolen pubic hair

What do you think? Dance of the manwhore 2 anyone?

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


lol i realized it was on a loop after 6 times...

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