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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
  • Weekly Users' Choice December 1, 2010
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  • Daily Feature November 29, 2010

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Author Comments

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

Watch in Spanish:



Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010


i am speechless. i have seen nothing better.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

AHHH MY EYES (to much awesome)

ahhh the post-sex stew, nothing is better......also these is some dope beats, keep being funny please

Sexual-Lobster responds:

couldn't agree more, nothing is better after sex than a thick stew.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

so fucking craky perfect

this how the socity looks like
this is just the meaning of love
very well done

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

Man, Thats deep.

His love, is indeed as large as brontosaurus. He is a very sexy man.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'm glad you see it my way.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 28, 2010

Completely flawless

The Velocirapture never know what hit it...unless it was, of course... Fernando the Squidhunting Manwhore.

I pity him for having a father who didn't love him, however...but I'll give him some squid tonight.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

Fernando does not oppose the Velocirapture, no, in fact he'd lay down his life for it without a second's hesitation. That is his manwhore way.