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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
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Author Comments

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

Watch in Spanish:



Rated 5 / 5 stars




Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Fantastic :D

Fernando looks like a dude i know.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I must memorize this...

except for the "father never loved me part" (which was a gread addition nontheless)
quite catchy indeed, hoho...

Is this blood yours or mine?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lol it even loops perfectly!

ha ha that is so fucking amazing man, some of the parts you couldn't read the text because of his shirt, but then again i had no trouble hearing what he was saying. and yes, sex is always best with stew afterwards.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

nothing on this earth beats post-sex stew


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I will use this to serenade my woman

Sexual-Lobster responds:

better use the verses selectively, she might think you're a crackhead.