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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
  • Weekly Users' Choice December 1, 2010
  • Review Crew Pick December 1, 2010
  • Daily Feature November 29, 2010

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Author Comments

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

Watch in Spanish:



Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

I must memorize this...

except for the "father never loved me part" (which was a gread addition nontheless)
quite catchy indeed, hoho...

Is this blood yours or mine?


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

lol it even loops perfectly!

ha ha that is so fucking amazing man, some of the parts you couldn't read the text because of his shirt, but then again i had no trouble hearing what he was saying. and yes, sex is always best with stew afterwards.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

nothing on this earth beats post-sex stew


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010


I will use this to serenade my woman

Sexual-Lobster responds:

better use the verses selectively, she might think you're a crackhead.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010


my father never loved me *sob* *sob*


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010


i am speechless. i have seen nothing better.

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