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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
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Author Comments

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

Watch in Spanish:



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

then we will prepare a stew.

nice :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Dude its because of you and your hillarious videos that I have planned a trip to Australia! I hope I run into your crazy ass Sexual Lobster

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well i have to warn you, my sense of humour is not at all typical or common in Australia. Amongst my countrymen I am hated and feared. They tremble as I walk past and avert eye contact with me.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

:O ... ha!

tonight I will have sex with you
then we will prepare a stew

so weird! its got a cl tune and catchy lyrics tho


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Dance is the hidden language of the soul...

Although it's not my personal kind of humor, the ideas are new and original and the song itself is pretty neat. Overall it's a nice piece of work.

I like subtitles, but sadly they are sometimes unreadable. If you could add black borders to your white font it would solve the problem.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

i couldnt work out how to do that in flash, but luckily you can hear the words so you should be fine.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Wow... This is fucked up.

I. Love. It.

My father never loved me either... Oh-oh-oh-oooh... *cry*