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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
  • Weekly Users' Choice December 1, 2010
  • Review Crew Pick December 1, 2010
  • Daily Feature November 29, 2010

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Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

Watch in Spanish: http://bit.ly/uaaqTK

Reviews


ghostenderghostender

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

lol

that was hilarius!



RoflKnifeRoflKnife

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

Hypnotizing

This is great and very cleverly written, well done. It would be great if you could upload the lyrics.

Now if you'll excuse me I have strange urge to scratch this rash on my ass.


Sexual-Lobster responds:

aah the fabled ass rash, when else is sitting so much fun?

Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage

Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now until velocirapture

I wield my passion like an axe
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust,
can you withstand my manly musk?

Roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never hold back - ocean/rocks
That might be why I smoke the crack

My father never loved me..

Love is like a ripened squid,
It stinks with limp appendages.
You scratch the rash that's on my ass,
The itch only love can surpass.

Yogurt is a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled.
Tonight I will have sex with you,
Then we will prepare a stew.

So just lie down and let me touch,
I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer, Fernando won't bite

Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Are gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
is this blood yours or mine?


BrotasticBrotastic

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

!^!

RAGGLESNAT RAGGLESNAT RAGGLESNAT! FLIMBINI! FLIMERJAP!



luigistyleluigistyle

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

YAY

I sang this to a chick and she told me "U CAN DO WHAT EVER U WANT WITH ME!"
That night, i prepared a stew...


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Sexual-Lobster responds:

this is excellent news. i hope it was thick and and had lots of carrots.


heiki753heiki753

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 29, 2010

visual trip

Great Angles :D