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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
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Author Comments

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

Watch in Spanish:



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I found my new pick up song.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

use it indiscriminately and often my friend.


Rated 5 / 5 stars way ....

Wut the hell I've just seen ?!...hum the best thing to do is to replay :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can totally relate to this

The stew and everything.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

nothing beats an after-sex stew.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love is like a ripen Squid. >.> its squishy.

Now for a review, lets see..what was good about this video loop?

- Animation is great.
- Rhymes matches the beat.
- Song is catchy.
- its now stuck in my head.
- I will be singing this song at work. >.> even thou it wont match my gender. :P
- Might get the whole team at work and boss into this song. :D
- Might get fired. >.>

Overall im giving this a 5/5 faces and a bloody 10/10 Stars!

P.S - Keep the Sexual Lobster coming! <3

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much, glad you liked it!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


hahaha good god! This is just so fucking brilliant!
The mix of music, the lyrics and his freakin Serious-face(!!!) is just to much!

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