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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
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Author Comments

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

Watch in Spanish:



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love is like a ripen Squid. >.> its squishy.

Now for a review, lets see..what was good about this video loop?

- Animation is great.
- Rhymes matches the beat.
- Song is catchy.
- its now stuck in my head.
- I will be singing this song at work. >.> even thou it wont match my gender. :P
- Might get the whole team at work and boss into this song. :D
- Might get fired. >.>

Overall im giving this a 5/5 faces and a bloody 10/10 Stars!

P.S - Keep the Sexual Lobster coming! <3

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much, glad you liked it!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


hahaha good god! This is just so fucking brilliant!
The mix of music, the lyrics and his freakin Serious-face(!!!) is just to much!

Sexual-Lobster responds:



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I wished I'd known this was going on, I'd thrown in a quick beat and rhyme on the forum! Oh woe is me!

What the hell did I just watch by the way?

Good stuff!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks dave!
i'll probably try it again some time in the future.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A true man.

We can only hope to achieve what this man has. He truly is, the manliest of men. What else screams, "Hey you, come sit on my dick.", better than sitting atop a brontosaurus while doing so. I love your characters! They have such personality and hilarious depth. You need to make the next installment of your series soon! I am patiently waiting. Oh yeah, great job on the audio and color as well :)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks Mitchell!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


wtf...........pasion like a bleeding walrus. alot of scary perverted lyrics. its still funny and i need to go change my boxers.