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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
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Author Comments

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


just one thing wheres teh chick with the eye patch??

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

back on pleasure island, gnashing her teeth and scheming revenge i suspect.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

then we will make a stew

can I have some?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

NO NEVER...yeh ok


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This spews it all over the place. Keep out the good work my man!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love the intermission...

"My Father never loved me..." XD, :( I feel your pain Fernando ;_;. Anyways catchy, creative, needs to be in a club stat.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

preferably on an eternal loop until every single patron has paired off


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I think I put in another post that I would await your orders one day, NOW I DANCE!

This is brilliant, thanks for the new song that has the number 1 hit in my music collection!

Did your father ever love you gooseman? Wait, of course he did!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha yes gooseman certainly has no father issues, but Fernando on the other hand... a different story.