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Nov 28, 2010 | 7:48 AM EST
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Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song.

This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic.

Followed by Quest of the Manwhore.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


its so epic it made cry it was well thought out nice looking and good sounding


Rated 5 / 5 stars


hahaha can't stop laughing


Rated 5 / 5 stars

just awsome

Super cool! Watched it for like ten loops then I finally realized, "Hey, it's getting dark," then I forgot about that and watched this till like 2:00 A.M.

Should make a female version. That would be BADASS!!!!!

My favorite part was in the beggining oh, who the hell am I kidding? It was all awsome!!!! =D

Only one problem I found. You can barely see the subtitles during the part where hes says, "Love is like a pipened squid. It stinks with limp apendages".

I especially liked the mouth movements and animations. I found myself doing that squat thing for an hour.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

my father never loved me.....



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I think, maybe...

This guy was on crack and saw his girlfriend's dildo before making this... Anyway, it has a perfectly average animation style, great frame-rate at any quality setting, and it's just hypnotic. The first coupla times you watch it, you think it sucks, but after about 3 views it's fucking enticing. Maybe that's Fernando's voice and the weird music hypnotizing us into thinking this movie is great... the song itself deserves an entirely different review. Also, I think Fernando's an Unorthodox Jew, just 'cause of his weird beard (2 things; One, that rhymed, two, I just pointed out a stereotype, and it isn't meant as racism).

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