You're an alien assassin with some work to do!
The story of a lazy kid and the people who live at his place. Sometimes stuff happens.
The story of a failed DJ who works at a coffee shop and smokes up.
A down-and-out Draco Malfoy is taught by sinister Lord Voldemort and his creepy sidekick Wormtail that all his worries can be dealt with thanks to one unforgivable curse... Avada Kedavra!
Sit back, kill a muggle, and enjoy this dark parody of the Lion King's "Hakuna Matata", performed by Nuclear Bubble Wrap and Steve Goodie, with animation by a bunch of Flash animators from Albinoblacksheep.com!
It's all Death-Eaters here, folks. No actual appearances from Harry Potter, guaranteed!
There is one hidden scene. Keep an eye out for the "easter egg".